Recruiting Session = Meh

Not the best recruiting session ever, but an event none the less.

-Wgfv

 

First 5 Day Plan

Wgfv Edit: Rocky/Rish- I am asking that UMA’s Ausia division has ATLEAST 3 Ausia events this week. If you post them on the Ausia site I will re-blog here 🙂

Hello UMA,

This week we are diving into our first week of building as we head into November.  As you know December is a critical month for the UMA so we need to start building momentum. So without further ado I present my First 5 Day Plan.

1.RECRUITING SESSION[UK]

DATE:

Tuesday, OCTOBER 29TH

TIMES:

7:00PM UNITED KINGDOM

3:00PM EASTERN

2:00PM CENTRAL

1:00PM MOUNTAIN

12:00PM PACIFIC

SERVER: Flurry/Tundra

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2. RECRUITING SESSION[USA]

DATE:

Tuesday, OCTOBER 29TH

TIMES:

11:00PM UNITED KINGDOM

7:00 PM EASTERN

6:00 PM CENTRAL

5:00 PM MOUNTAIN

4:00 PM PACIFIC

SERVER: Flurry/Tundra

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3. RECRUITING SESSION[UK]

DATE:

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 30TH

TIMES:

7:30PM UNITED KINGDOM

3:30PM EASTERN

2:30PM CENTRAL

1:30PM MOUNTAIN

12:30PM PACIFIC

SERVER: Flurry/Tundra

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4. SPARK RECRUITING SESSION[USA]

DATE:

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 30TH

TIMES:

12:00AM UNITED KINGDOM

7:00 PM EASTERN

6:00 PM CENTRAL

5:00 PM MOUNTAIN

4:00PM PACIFIC

SERVERS: Flurry/Tundra

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5:RECRUITING SESSION[UK] 

DATE:

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31ST

TIMES:

8:00PM GMT

4:00PM EST

3:00PM CST

2:00PM MST

1:00PM PST

SERVER: Flurry/Tundra

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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST

TIMES:

12:00AM UNITED KINGDOM

7:00PM EASTERN

6:00PM CENTRAL

5:00PM MOUNTAIN

4:00PM PACIFIC

SERVER: Flurry

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7. TBA- Saturday Practice Battle

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TOP 10 RECAP OCTOBER 27TH

Hello,

The past week UMA fought 3 battles with the Water Ninjas which ultimately ended in peace. Thursday and Friday were event free. Saturday there was an unscheduled recruiting session. In total UMA had 4 events this week, an average chat size and is currently rising.
Scheduled;

Unscheduled:

 

Unscheduled Results!

Hello UMA,

Good work today. I posted a tentative recruiting session for later this evening. As this point in time I am not sure if that will happen or not. So we did have another one that was about 2 hours prior to the one posted.

-Wgfv

Dear WN,

While perusing CPAC I saw a RSS feed that claimed you won your UK invasion. So I clicked it only to read this.

I expected a little more, at least 5 anyways. Seriously though, who cares? We won and that’s what matters since UMA no showed. I scouted the island just to check. My timezone is EST for clarification.

Please GOD, tell me that you are not that stupid. Please tell me you are not claiming victory WITH A SINGLE DAMN PERSON. I pray that you peons are doing this as a joke as no self-respecting army would EVER post this as an “event.” In case you are that deluded you need at least FIVE for an invasion to count as AN INVASION. Otherwise I would log on at 4:32 AM and claim everything by myself.

 

What was that?

What the hell was that? This is the most piss poor turnout I’ve seen in a while. Tactics were okay for those who showed, but other than that I am displeased. Consequently mods have been demoted to the highest member position and owners are at risk of demotion. Check ranks page tonight for more details. 

Ausia Invasions ||| UK Defenses! *Starts Wed

Ausia and UK INVASIONS

Invasion of Belly Slide

Date: Wednesday October 23rd

Server: Powder Ball

Time:

5:15 PM EST  

4:15 PM CST

3:15 PM MST

2:15 PM PST

10:15 PM UK

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Invasion of Zipline

Date: Thursday October 24th

Server: Cold Front

Time:

5:15 PM EST  

4:15 PM CST

3:15 PM MST

2:15 PM PST

10:15 PM UK

AUSIA AND UK DEFENSES

Defense of Mittens

Date: Wednesday October, 23rd

Server: Cold Front

Time:

1:00 PM EST

12:00 PM CST

11:00 AM MST

10:00 AM PST

6:00 PM UK

Defense of Chinook

Date: Thursday October, 24th

Server: Cold Front

Time:

1:00 PM EST

12:00 PM CST

11:00 AM MST

10:00 AM PST

6:00 PM UK

-Wgfv

UMA VICTORY OVER WATER NINJAS

Guten Tag, UMA, this is Sarge525, your 2ic, and I would like to report a WIN over WN on our first Invasion. It was a neck to neck battle, but UMA has come out as the victor! Good job, UMA, may our next Invasions be won, as well!

Here are some winning photos from the battle.

 

Good job, UMA, and good luck next Invasion, and until then, Auf Weidersehen!

Numerous Things I must Address

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*If you take your time to read this then you’re a genuine person I humbly thank you in advance. *

Alright. You may not like this. But I really don’t care. It needs to be done so that we can sustain the sizes we did during the summer.

UMA, you have to realize that we are a very strong army when we pull ourselves together. I know it, and so do you. But the problem is that a lot of people come to our chat just to gossip and start unwanted drama. When really we should be on Club Penguin and other chats recruiting. That is going to change, from now on if you skip or even miss 2 events then you’re demoted to the lowest rank me and Wg can think of. This must be done to ensure that you all get active and know your place within this army.

We haven’t had many good events, and for that I humbly apologize, but you guys don’t recruit any more. Remember during the summer when we used to recruit everyday just because me and Wg were strict? We’re going to be enforcing that again, and I expect all of these lazy owners who don’t do anything to step up their game. It’s time that you step up your game to fight under the UMA banner and prove those naysayers wrong. It’s time that we show this community what we are made of, even at means of being strict. I am sure you are all tired of going back and forth out of the top ten.  So myself and Wg and the rest of you are going to give it our all.

Our reputation is getting lower because of how small we have fallen, but don’t let this put you down. The amount of exaggerating the media does and portrays us as this small army that is a non-entity is amiss. I have to repeat myself to the same people over and over again who say we are small, and say that we are nothing but another dead army buried in the sand.

So I ask you, UMA. Do you want to be known as the small army? Or would you rather be known as that army who prevails over its past reputation? Everybody within the UMA needs to reevaluate their whole priorities, you’re either with us or against us.

Now onto the active count.

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